BP: Wow lawn, I thought you looked good before, but now you're just ravishing!
Lawn: I know, every angle is my best angle. But I've worked hard to get this way.
BP: How do you mean?
Lawn: After my winter of rest and relaxation, I spent the first weeks of spring at the gym, going from the stringy patch of sod you saw in March to my current robust state.
Lawn: Then I had to mentally prepare. I read just about every book there is on New York City, and you'd better believe I read the Bryant Park brochures cover-to-cover! I took lots of notes, so I can stay sharp all summer long. I'm so excited to be picknicked on, danced on, napped on and juggled on.
BP: You sure sound ready for summer. You even got a haircut! And what is that minty fresh smell?Lawn: The lawnmower paid me a visit earlier this morning so I look my very best today. And I even brushed my teeth. See you at noon!